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What's your favorite CLEAN joke???
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meme1210085
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whats a rabbits favorite kind of music
hip-hop
if headphones could teach what would it be
beats
 

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tl226
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2 cats on a life raft in the middle of the ocean. One was named Tom and the other un deux trois. What do you think happend?


Well, Tom was saved, but un deux trois quatre cinq!  
tl226
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.  
Griddlebone
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I was visiting my neighbor when I asked to use a newspaper. "This is the 21st Century," he replied. "Newspapers must be recycled, and they still kill trees. We are eco-friendly," as he handed me his iPad. Well, I'll tell you one thing - that fly never knew what hit him!  
Susweka
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tl226 wrote:2 cats on a life raft in the middle of the ocean. One was named Tom and the other un deux trois. What do you think happend?


Well, Tom was saved, but un deux trois quatre cinq!


oy  
ShayeraHol
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tl226 wrote:What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.


I love it!  
Mtndweller
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Why did the hippie cross the road? He was tye died to the chicken  
Nana_Akh
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Thanks for the laugh, gafaw and chuckles! lol  
boxarocks
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Two old women arfe sitting oin a park bench. Suddenly an 85 year old naked man runs by. The women sit there awhile and finally one turns to the other and say, "What was that?" the other one replies, "I don't know but it sure needed ironing"  
kbrown7892
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What is black and white and red all over?

A zerba with a sun burn

HA HA HA HA  
AnGeLlBabie68
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my favorite joke of all my 67 yrs is my snake joke hope its yours too....

2 snakes strolling down the road ...
1st one says to the other hummmm are we poisonous ??????
2nd one says heck if i know why ??
1st one says ohhh shoot i just bit my lip lol  
AnGeLlBabie68
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awwww no more pages no more jokes ???????????????  
joanietreb
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Fingers crossed that this does not cross that line...
Two octogenarians were worried about the third elder as he seemed very depressed. SO, they acquired a very alluring young lady. She knocked on the door of the 3rd gentleman and said "I am here to give you super sex"...thinking it over, he replied "I'll have the soup"  
hankcase
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Two peanuts walking down the streets of New York,

one was assaulted  
Ethel34
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nice one but nasty
 
rubywine
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Here's one of my fave No-Dak jokes. My mom was a No-Dak, so I heard a slew of those jokes growing up.

Q: Why did the Eskimo take a bath in Tide?

A: Cuz it's too cold out tide, tupid!  
Gramama46
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Whats A Rabbits Fav Music? Hip-hop  
rasul1700
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dwayne
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the bathtub I'm drowning!  
justin20081
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what did the snow man say to the carrot get out of my face  
 
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